The Red Shoes This is an interview with a pair of my red shoes or rather sandals, a very intimate item of mine. My feet never leave them when they are on. How can they talk, you ask. Well, shoes have tongues, don’t they? And sound percolates through my body, down through my legs and my feet. ****** Interviewer: Hello, shoes. Which shoe should I address? Left, or right? Left shoe: Oh, we swing both to the left and right. Right shoe: Sh...